knoxville, TN. thursday, 4/2. who's with me?

[behindthec]

like, fuck them for not coming to atlanta.

BILL.  TOM.  

TOURING.

TOGETHER.

i didn't find out late; i'm just reacting late, i guess.  there was this moment ten minutes ago where i went from "god, i wish i could see them" to "DAMN IT I HAVE TO SEE THEM."  anyway, i want to go.  bad.  it's fucking empires, man.  i've waited long enough.  (AND DID I MENTION WILLIAM AND TOM ARE TOURING TOGETHER???)  it's a 3-4 hr drive for me.  who else wants to be impulsive and meet me there? share a hotel, get up to some shenanigans, party all night?  or sleep, whatever, i'm down with anything.  COME ON, I'LL BUY YOU BOOZE IF YOU'RE UNDERAGE WE ONLY LIVE ONCE.

email me if you're interested.  we'd need to wait until the empires dates are confirmed (i saw bilvy a month ago at the now-famed eddie's attic show; i'm not going just for him), but hey.

p.s. your requests win.  i'm totally writing the brencer BJ/clubbing prequel to pccf. \o/  (not now, but at some point.)

i think keri and i are gonna make y'all a vid in a bit.  i may be persuaded to do my gollum impression.  and my impression of the moviefone guy.  if i can get keri to sing her JT parody that makes absolutely no sense at all but makes me laugh every time she sings it.

Comments

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

YEAH, WELL. I AM GOING DOWN IN APRIL AND THAT IS ALL YOU GET. The US can finally experience me.

ew, why do guys think beards are hot. (JON YOU ARE EXCLUDED iknowryanreadscolin'sljandreportsbacktoyou)
I know bahahhaha. but he's hot, so i'm torn. fucking orange.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

THIS *IS* IN APRIL. COME *HERE*.

i don't knowwwww. ORANGE, man. it's. not good. tell him that for me.

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

My dad is bringing me to Disneyworld, though. ]= at some unknown time in april. >.> Are you close to Florida?

"ps, my friend said to tell you that the atrocious orange in your hair is not good. what? oh, he's... not... here... umm.. how does he know you? well, i STALK YOU AND POST PICTURES OF YOU ON THE INTERWEBS, OKAY. GAWD."

[lolab.livejournal.com]

yeah, i mean... we're kind of on the way to florida? but i couldn't take off time to go down there. that'd be too many days/too much money.

YES, EXACTLY. ASK HIM IF I CAN BLOW HIM.

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

yeah, no, i'd ask my dad to like stop in. is there anything really cool where you live that would sway him into stopping there? xDD otherwise he'll be like "UH, NO."

ahahahahahhahahahahahaha. i've never even SPOKEN to him, okay. he was creeping me in the library, though. (or maybe it was the other way around.)

i should make a video.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

oh god. we have... the aquarium! it's new as of a few years ago, and hugely epic!

ALSO WE HAVE ME.

video pls.

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

good point.
i'll just be like. "DAD WE ARE STOPPING IN GEORGIA." "Why?" "ITS A SURPRISE JUST DO IT."

i don't have anything to talk about, though. nothing interesting, anyway.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

dude. write me some fic now.

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

but i'm in a 'listening to music really loudly and being hyper' mood?

[lolab.livejournal.com]

oh FINE.

i'm just gonna go jerk off.

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

FINE. make me a video.

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

AHAHA it sounds like i'm ordering you to make a video of you jerking off.
for me.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

YES, IT REALLY DOES. AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY "OKAY."

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

xDDDD
i love life.
i will make a RESPONSE to your video.
(not the jerking off one.)
(okay, that one, too.)

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

ps, georgia AND knoxville AND canada have all been mentioned on the simpsons in the last two minutes. O.O

[lolab.livejournal.com]

LOL ZWE MADE 2. DRUNK NAO. UPLOAD LATER. LOLZ

[stereotypeloser.livejournal.com]

I AM EXTREMELY JEALOUS OF THE DRUNK.
I haven't had any alcohol in like SIX MONTHS. I am very nearly straight edge. And having withdrawals.

LOLZ GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME TO MY LAME KTHX. LOLZ. DD<<