sperm: it flies.

[behindthec]

re: the last post: dear lord. you guys, that made my WEEK. i think justhush said it best via twitter: "i didn't know i needed bad spyro porn in my life until THIS MOMENT." word. on the other hand, i think you all ruined ryan/spencer for me forever.

now, on the other end of the spectrum: please link me to the hottest, most beautifully written ryden porn you've ever read. and preferably, if it's long, copy/paste your favourite paragraph or two.

on a totally unrelated note, i've come to realize that what i wrote a couple posts ago about my old writing being "mediocre" may have offended some people. and for that, i am truly sorry. i didn't mean anything by it, other than my writing has changed so much since that time, and i'd rather just look forward and keep improving rather than writing a sequel to something that really doesn't accurately reflect me as a writer anymore. i didn't mean it to sound egotistical or snooty, but it probably did. i realize we are all different levels here as writers, always evolving, and we're all working to improve constantly, so i guess let's just stay focused on that. i certainly did not mean to make anyone feel bad about their current level. i'm sorry. :/ maybe someday i'll look back at my writing now and think, "ew, wtf." sometimes on here my ego gets carried away, since so many of you tell me in varying ways every day how awesome i am, if we're being honest. so hey, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME I SUCK NOW AND THEN, HUH? :P go on, this should totally be a Colin Sucks post. say something you don't like about me! (just be polite; i'm being vulnerable here and, contrary to appearances, my ego is actually quite fragile.)

orrrrr... you can just write more badfic so we can all laugh till we cry again. :D

and finally, that person's IP address is in los fucking angeles. where is ryan living again?? i have never, ever had so many anonymous comments on a story as i have on this one. this is getting so, so weird. i didn't really know how to answer their comment, either; i mean, i thought the fic itself kind of explained it the way i saw it. *shrug*

someone needs to start a list of "Evidence Ryan Is Stalking Colin"; i'm losing track. now it's less funny, more creepy.

Comments

[justranda.livejournal.com]

Coming up with something I dislike about you is easier said than done, my friend. In any other situation, the term 'minion' would irritate the hell out of me, but seeing as how you're my sex slave, I feel that I am well above that title. ;)

I guess the only thing I can complain about is that I miss talking to you the way it seemed we once did and I wish that we were closer because sometimes, it's nice to talk to someone older than me that's going through the same feelings/things I am. I just don't have a lot in common with high schoolers these days. =/

[lolab.livejournal.com]

re: the minion thing, see my convo here with bunniesontoast. that's the best way i can explain it. idk how to handle it when so many people say "can i be one of your minions??" and get all excited. and i'm just like... *blink*, uh, sure? i just like making my readers happy. idk.

yeah, i know. there are so many people on here i wish i could talk to more. there are just so MANY of them and i only have so much time, and it pisses me off because i want intimate friendships with like, dozens of you. and it's just impossible. and it sucks. :/

but you know i am always up for emailing, so. yeah. <3

[justranda.livejournal.com]

dude. seriously, you don't have to explain yourself. i get it. i was just saying that in a normal situation, i would be totally butthurt and bitchy about it. but it's not like i haven't demanded things of you (i.e. steamy jonrad that i should probably finish at some point)

i know it's next to impossible to be close to everyone on your flist. and real life is totally more important than the interwebz. im just being emo and silly, so don't take it to heart.

i'll be emailing you soon, don't worry.