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justhush said it best via twitter: "i didn't know i needed bad spyro porn in my life until THIS MOMENT." word. on the other hand, i think you all ruined ryan/spencer for me forever.
now, on the other end of the spectrum: please link me to the hottest, most beautifully written ryden porn you've ever read. and preferably, if it's long, copy/paste your favourite paragraph or two.
on a totally unrelated note, i've come to realize that what i wrote a couple posts ago about my old writing being "mediocre" may have offended some people. and for that, i am truly sorry. i didn't mean anything by it, other than my writing has changed so much since that time, and i'd rather just look forward and keep improving rather than writing a sequel to something that really doesn't accurately reflect me as a writer anymore. i didn't mean it to sound egotistical or snooty, but it probably did. i realize we are all different levels here as writers, always evolving, and we're all working to improve constantly, so i guess let's just stay focused on that. i certainly did not mean to make anyone feel bad about their current level. i'm sorry. :/ maybe someday i'll look back at my writing now and think, "ew, wtf." sometimes on here my ego gets carried away, since so many of you tell me in varying ways every day how awesome i am, if we're being honest. so hey, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME I SUCK NOW AND THEN, HUH? :P go on, this should totally be a Colin Sucks post. say something you don't like about me! (just be polite; i'm being vulnerable here and, contrary to appearances, my ego is actually quite fragile.)
orrrrr... you can just write more badfic so we can all laugh till we cry again. :D
and finally, that person's IP address is in los fucking angeles. where is ryan living again?? i have never, ever had so many anonymous comments on a story as i have on this one. this is getting so, so weird. i didn't really know how to answer their comment, either; i mean, i thought the fic itself kind of explained it the way i saw it. *shrug*
someone needs to start a list of "Evidence Ryan Is Stalking Colin"; i'm losing track. now it's less funny, more creepy.
justhush said it best via twitter: "i didn't know i needed bad spyro porn in my life until THIS MOMENT." word. on the other hand, i think you all ruined ryan/spencer for me forever.now, on the other end of the spectrum: please link me to the hottest, most beautifully written ryden porn you've ever read. and preferably, if it's long, copy/paste your favourite paragraph or two.
on a totally unrelated note, i've come to realize that what i wrote a couple posts ago about my old writing being "mediocre" may have offended some people. and for that, i am truly sorry. i didn't mean anything by it, other than my writing has changed so much since that time, and i'd rather just look forward and keep improving rather than writing a sequel to something that really doesn't accurately reflect me as a writer anymore. i didn't mean it to sound egotistical or snooty, but it probably did. i realize we are all different levels here as writers, always evolving, and we're all working to improve constantly, so i guess let's just stay focused on that. i certainly did not mean to make anyone feel bad about their current level. i'm sorry. :/ maybe someday i'll look back at my writing now and think, "ew, wtf." sometimes on here my ego gets carried away, since so many of you tell me in varying ways every day how awesome i am, if we're being honest. so hey, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME I SUCK NOW AND THEN, HUH? :P go on, this should totally be a Colin Sucks post. say something you don't like about me! (just be polite; i'm being vulnerable here and, contrary to appearances, my ego is actually quite fragile.)
orrrrr... you can just write more badfic so we can all laugh till we cry again. :D
and finally, that person's IP address is in los fucking angeles. where is ryan living again?? i have never, ever had so many anonymous comments on a story as i have on this one. this is getting so, so weird. i didn't really know how to answer their comment, either; i mean, i thought the fic itself kind of explained it the way i saw it. *shrug*
someone needs to start a list of "Evidence Ryan Is Stalking Colin"; i'm losing track. now it's less funny, more creepy.
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Date: 2009-03-09 06:02 pm (UTC)Also, I was referring to your twitter. I probably should have said that, instead of randomly texting random things about gay sex. bahaha.
DDD; I'm so the kind of person who never confronts people about their 'flaws'. I don't know. I don't think it's very helpful unless you're having a real discussion with the person. Plus, only when you realise your own flaws can you truly work on them. Otherwise, telling someone they suck isn't gonna change much unless they can see it.
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Date: 2009-03-09 06:11 pm (UTC)OH, ha. yeah. it wasn't worth it. everyone is pissing me off today with their stupid girly hetero-ness. i hate everyone. and it's so obvious, b/c i've written "Ryan hates everyone" like 3 times in the ch 4 opening flashback, and the flashback isn't even over yet.
very good point. <3
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Date: 2009-03-09 06:15 pm (UTC)Anyway
here are some recs. they are pretty oldish (2006) but they are oh, so, good.
Ryan Hearts Vibrator.
this one is memoried with the title "Jamie Hearts Ryan Hearting Vibrator," so.
If you've already read it... READ IT AGAIN.
Fists of Fury.
Fisting has never been this hot. And neither has drunk!Brendon.
and that's all I have for now. I really should have remembered to mem more fics back in the day.
And also, unless someone truly bothers me, or gives me a reason not to like them, I generally don't focus on their flaws. I mean, what's the point? I sure as hell hope people don't focus on my flaws. xD
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Date: 2009-03-09 06:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-03-09 06:38 pm (UTC)and people think hetero couples are the only ones who can raise kids. RIGHT.