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justhush said it best via twitter: "i didn't know i needed bad spyro porn in my life until THIS MOMENT." word. on the other hand, i think you all ruined ryan/spencer for me forever.
now, on the other end of the spectrum: please link me to the hottest, most beautifully written ryden porn you've ever read. and preferably, if it's long, copy/paste your favourite paragraph or two.
on a totally unrelated note, i've come to realize that what i wrote a couple posts ago about my old writing being "mediocre" may have offended some people. and for that, i am truly sorry. i didn't mean anything by it, other than my writing has changed so much since that time, and i'd rather just look forward and keep improving rather than writing a sequel to something that really doesn't accurately reflect me as a writer anymore. i didn't mean it to sound egotistical or snooty, but it probably did. i realize we are all different levels here as writers, always evolving, and we're all working to improve constantly, so i guess let's just stay focused on that. i certainly did not mean to make anyone feel bad about their current level. i'm sorry. :/ maybe someday i'll look back at my writing now and think, "ew, wtf." sometimes on here my ego gets carried away, since so many of you tell me in varying ways every day how awesome i am, if we're being honest. so hey, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME I SUCK NOW AND THEN, HUH? :P go on, this should totally be a Colin Sucks post. say something you don't like about me! (just be polite; i'm being vulnerable here and, contrary to appearances, my ego is actually quite fragile.)
orrrrr... you can just write more badfic so we can all laugh till we cry again. :D
and finally, that person's IP address is in los fucking angeles. where is ryan living again?? i have never, ever had so many anonymous comments on a story as i have on this one. this is getting so, so weird. i didn't really know how to answer their comment, either; i mean, i thought the fic itself kind of explained it the way i saw it. *shrug*
someone needs to start a list of "Evidence Ryan Is Stalking Colin"; i'm losing track. now it's less funny, more creepy.
justhush said it best via twitter: "i didn't know i needed bad spyro porn in my life until THIS MOMENT." word. on the other hand, i think you all ruined ryan/spencer for me forever.now, on the other end of the spectrum: please link me to the hottest, most beautifully written ryden porn you've ever read. and preferably, if it's long, copy/paste your favourite paragraph or two.
on a totally unrelated note, i've come to realize that what i wrote a couple posts ago about my old writing being "mediocre" may have offended some people. and for that, i am truly sorry. i didn't mean anything by it, other than my writing has changed so much since that time, and i'd rather just look forward and keep improving rather than writing a sequel to something that really doesn't accurately reflect me as a writer anymore. i didn't mean it to sound egotistical or snooty, but it probably did. i realize we are all different levels here as writers, always evolving, and we're all working to improve constantly, so i guess let's just stay focused on that. i certainly did not mean to make anyone feel bad about their current level. i'm sorry. :/ maybe someday i'll look back at my writing now and think, "ew, wtf." sometimes on here my ego gets carried away, since so many of you tell me in varying ways every day how awesome i am, if we're being honest. so hey, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME I SUCK NOW AND THEN, HUH? :P go on, this should totally be a Colin Sucks post. say something you don't like about me! (just be polite; i'm being vulnerable here and, contrary to appearances, my ego is actually quite fragile.)
orrrrr... you can just write more badfic so we can all laugh till we cry again. :D
and finally, that person's IP address is in los fucking angeles. where is ryan living again?? i have never, ever had so many anonymous comments on a story as i have on this one. this is getting so, so weird. i didn't really know how to answer their comment, either; i mean, i thought the fic itself kind of explained it the way i saw it. *shrug*
someone needs to start a list of "Evidence Ryan Is Stalking Colin"; i'm losing track. now it's less funny, more creepy.
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Date: 2009-03-10 11:38 am (UTC)nude pics of ME? trust me, you dnw. i'll try to get you some nude pics of bden, how's that. :D
ooooooooh yessssssss. i remember that one! dude, i so want ryan getting gangbanged by his band. not really helpful here, but now i want to go read all my bottom!ryan gsf bookmarks, damn it. :P
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Date: 2009-03-11 01:10 am (UTC)if you get me nude pics of Brendon I will... IDK. grow a dick if only so i can cream my pants. Or, y'know, die a little bit.
Bottom!ryan is my faaaavorite. And it's sad, because everyone writes bottom!brendon, which is good, but DUDE. PRETTY LITTLE RYAN! He is thin and pretty and SHOULD BOTTOM, ALWAYS. /o\ which is probably why i like jon/ryan and spencer/ryan the best, because ryan almost neeever tops those two.
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Date: 2009-03-11 11:21 am (UTC)see, here's what i don't get. half the people i know say "everyone writes bottom!ryan" and the other half say "everyone writes bottom!brendon." from my experience, i see bottom!ryan more often, actually, which is good because it's what i like to see too. but idk, if i'm looking at it from a truly realistic standpoint, i have the feeling ryan would totally top (with brendon) IRL. simply b/c bden is obviously the gayer of the two, and i feel like ryan, with that tiny twinge of homophobia of his, would want to subconsciously cling to that "alpha male" role i mentioned in chapter 3. i feel like brendon would put himself more willingly into the "gayer" position of the two.
plus, that ass. XD
but i still prefer ryan on the bottom. you're right. he's tiny and pretty. and he needs a good pounding, damn it. :P
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Date: 2009-03-11 04:26 pm (UTC)IRL, I can't see Ryan gay at aaaall, which is sad, becuase it would be AWESOME. ...And yet. The only slash pairing I can really see happening irl is shane/brendon, and maybe pete/patrick before Pete got maaaaarried. *shrugs* SHANE AND B HAVE DOGS.
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Date: 2009-03-11 04:45 pm (UTC)yeah, i don't see ryan ever ending up with a guy IRL; i don't think he wants that ~stigma. like i think he really, strongly *doesn't* want it. but i feel like he definitely has some homo inclinations, and possibly experimented when he was younger. and everyone should write about THAT, too. ;)
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Date: 2009-03-12 01:04 am (UTC)yes! he doesn't want to be in "that gay band". BABY RYAN EXPERIMENTING, UFHIGDFSGFKN. baby ryan is my favorite. whenever i am feeling shitty I go look at those pictures. it always makes me go :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD