well, it IS gay pride month...

[behindthec]

...therefore, i think it only appropriate that this post exists.  hopefully some of you haven't seen it all so you can flail and keymash as i have.  y'all can thank falling_words for some of this.  this isn't the ultimate Gay Manifesto, but it's something.

i give you this, in which spencer and jon openly ship ryden.

i give you THIS, in which brendon discusses the time panic and pete got mostly naked in pete's hot tub, and he also calls the band a big gay superhero.  also he is incredibly beyond delish in this vid.

related to the above, i give you the following photo, which is not from the mansoup night, but looks like it most def could be, and includes SPENCER IN NOTHING BUT PINK UNDERWEAR.  (some of you may already know my kink for this: when spencer smith wears pink i want to bang him into next century.)

and now, i present to you, a slash-themed degaydance & co (incl. all time low and mychem) picspam.  HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!  feel free to steal pics, post your own pics in the comments, link to this on your blog, plug the hell out of it, whatever.  SPREAD THE LOOOVE!!!! :D

i'll preface this with a thank you to decaydance & co for tolerating/indulging our slash obsession being so gay-friendly.  it's a big step in the fight for our rights. <3
/sentimental mushcrap.

apologies for my relatively dull commentary; my carpal tunnel was acting up and i was in a hurry so keri and i could watch the gay softporn we rented.

first, we begin with gabilliam, my original bandom otp. <3



this is william and gabe.  they like each other.   a lot.



...a whole lot.  (best part of this?  disapproving asian lady in background(tm).)



i am pretty, pretty sure, that william beckett is WEARING MY PANTS.  also pls note boobgropage.



well.  yeah.  there's this.



oblivious!patrick is oblivious.



GUH, THE WRIST GRABBING, OH BOYS.  OH.





sure, i hug all my guy friends like this.  all the time.


and like this, too.



a;lerkja;oi4aopr the LOOK, okay, ON WILLIAM'S FACE.  OH BB.



i wish i could textually convey the lisp with which i am speaking right now.



on a sidenote, beckett, i miss your hair like whoa. :'(



i wish i had a dollar for all the comments gabe's made about how much he loves cuddling william.  at any rate, here is evidence.



the photo quality does nothing to detract from the SQUEE factor here.


this photo has been called "the mona lisa of slash".  i would say that is not too far off.



i don't ship treckett that much but, hello, okay.



A;LSEKRJAPOIE4UPAOIEUFPOAEIURAPOE.  BILLRAD.  my secret TAI otp.  and my favourite billrad photo ever.  give it up, tomrad.  we all know why you really left the band.  ahem.


GUHHHHHHHHHH tom in his ryro hat, aoseiurpoasuepoiuapoer.  must.  keep.  breathing.


uh huh.



they call it "microphone sharing".  what i call it is not fit for polite conversation.



brokeback academy.


UNGH, there are so many amazing things about this shot (bill's loooong fingers, for one), the camisado element (ahaha, panic), but mostly pls note this is the same sweater he's wearing in the pic of him kissing gabe.  bilvy's gettin' around.


this is so ryden.  ha.


gah, the lighting on this.  gorgeous.






i can never, ever slash sisky, ever, with anyone... but THIS.  is friggin' adorable.  (also, sisky w/ glasses??  :OSRIUPOSVJPOERU#(*PFJP(#*$UP(*SF&SP(#*$.)


GAHHHHHHH, rockett... a long-time side-otp of mine.


SEIU4p(S*&PF(*SUP($*.


i don't want to know.  okay yes.  i do.


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.



LARGE SIZE??  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ahem. sorry.


AAAAHAHAHAA BILL'S FACE.  AND HE'S BEING SO, SO MOLESTED OMG.


big surprise.  hello bill's sexy fingers, a;soeru9apw84.



/subtle.


AHAHAHAHAHA, PATRICK.  jealous much.


WHERE IS THE WILLIAM/ALEX SLASH, PPL????  LOOK AT THESE PICS, JESUS.


brb starin' at bill's ass.


;soieurpao8sufp9a8u45p9a87w5098a709845.


excellent work, tomrad.  more slashy academy pics pls kthx.


srsly.  (and bill's little baby fat, :SLEIU$PO#*$&(#*&$)S(#*&$)(*&R#$ CYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT)





invisible feather boa and tiara??


everyone who isn't bill?  want to be u nao.


a;oseiu5pau3poiaup9r8u9pa38w74a9834 SISKARDEN CUDDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and now, moving on to mychem... b/c srsly.  is there any band gayer than mychem (other than obv, panic).


brotherly love, waystyle.


no caption needed.


i mean.  boys.  come on.


.....


"mikeyway.  he are mine."


OH GOD THE CUTE.  OH GOD.  brb going into diabetic shock




ahhhhhhhhhh FRERARD FTMFW.


hello.


OH MIKEYWAY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.


s;driu5apoe87f09a8w74590a4w5.





um.  /coherence.


FRANKIE YOU SCANDALOUS BOY.  ILY.


*headdesk*





AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH this makes me laugh every time.


first pic i ever saw of mikeyway.  i believe my reaction was, verbatim, "...so that's gerard's brother, huh."  and by that i meant, "hello little way i can bone u nao pls".


ah, the summer of like. ;)



aaaaaaand segue into FOB!!!!!!!!!!!  good start, if i do say so:


oh, PATRICK.  oh patrick.  just.  oh.


PRE-TATTOO BABYPETE, ASE;ORIASP98347A098347AOSHFAOIU4A734989!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


pete's shirt here is what made me fall in love with him.


ah, the peterick.


PHOTOSHOPPING IS TOTES COOL WITH ME, OKAY.


a;lseiu4poau34p9 PETE'S FACE.  OMFG.  PETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR.  (also hai patrick's ass.  HAI.)




favourite peterick shot ever.


gah, peter.  your smile does things to my insides.


PETE'S HARRY POTTER LOVE MAKES ME DIE IN SO MANY BEAUTIFUL WAYS (haha ways).


oh peter.  ohhhh, petewentz.  oh peter lewis.  oh.




:OSEIRUS(*F(_*S#$_(*#&$_(*&#)(*&)(FIU#($*&#$ PATRICK.


SRSLY.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.


any excuse to put his head in patrick's lap, y/y??


this is another one of those "oh, PETER" moments.  also patrick is killing me slowly with his cuteness.


HAI.  OHAI.  OH.  HAI.


classic.



i will not comment on pete's hair, i will not comment on pete's hair.


gabriel.  bb.  i luvs u.


duh.


;lsIEURPOSU#P(*$P(S*UFPO#IU$ COBRACUDDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ALEX/NATE FTMFW!!!!!! :OT*S#PO$*&#P*$&P#(*$&P#($*&#P(*&$P(#*&$P(*#$ *DIES OF CUTE*

AND NOW, FOR THE MOST OPENLY PRO-SLASH BAND OF THEM ALL....  my dearest, dearest boys of all time low.


no words.


no words (this is a trend with them).


aso;e7a987f09a8w34.


alexander william gaskarth, you are my hero.


this photo literally added about six years to my life.






"PSI$)(*FPS#IUJR%:OKJEFO:IUS$%TP(*&S(F*#U$OIEHFIUY$*O&R%Y#PIUHPOUP(#*&$P(IEFPO#I$ BABY!ATL!!!!!  KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!


again.  alex.  my hero.

AND NOW.  NOW, LADIES AND GENTS.  what we've all been waiting for. :)

panic at the motherfuckin' disco!


let's start out with a nice healthy dose of the almost disgustingly canonical one-sided ryden. <3


it's small, but study it closely and slowly feel your insides begin to collapse in on themselves.


RYAN'S SMILING.  PLS TO NOTE RYAN SMILING.  THIS IS VERY RARE IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES.


ryro: brb channelin bden (WTF MAN).


too many amazing a;seurapo87ap9834 things about this photo to say anything.


is this photoshopped??  either way, man.


not one fucking word needed.


again, PHOTOSHOPPING?  TOTES COOL W/ ME.





*makes grabby hands at them*


oh dear.


I KNOW, I KNOW, before you start, i know it's not them.  i am pretty sure it's brendon, though.  and the other one does look a bit like ryan but i don't think it's him.  i'd like to fucking know who it is, tho.


ryan has an ass in this pic, wtf!!!  GO ROSS!!!!


as;eiupofupaiosjer4;oaiwu43p9a87fap93j4a;owi3ufp9a8w73409a8w34


again, *takes deep breath*, a;o348ap9w8f7ap9ijr4;alsekhf;oaiu4p9a8374p9a8uf;o34p9a834.


excellent shot, tomrad.  we slashers thank you.


again, speaking with a lisp here, can't stop self.  thx bden.


this photo is fucking priceless.  "omg bden remember that time when you walked in on me and ryan and i'd gotten his legs over his head and HAHA remember ry?"  "HAHAA ya pete i remember omg that was win."  bden: "..."


REMEMBER KIDS, JUST B/C IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED DOESN'T MEAN IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!!


if there's anything sexier than brendon on a piano (and i didn't think there ever could be), it's ryan PRACTICALLY SITTING ON HIS LAP on the piano.  a;oe8409aw7r093w8u4poawi3j4poa3w48.


bden.  he has a ryro.


still got his ryro.


guh, classic.  got this printed and framed on my wall.  yeah.  /loser.


ahem.





tolerant!ryro is tolerant.




AHAHAHAHHA priceless.  and this was bren's birthday too!  jeez, boys!


possibly my favourite ryden shot ever, simply for brendon's face.  jesus.  i love this boy so hard.


so, ryanross is two-dimensional.  okay.


ah.


a;osiurp9a87fs98s7349a8w34.


boobgroping!!!!!!!!!!


i am pretty impressed bden managed to go this far on stage.  wow.  thx ryro we love u.


THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS IS JWALK GIGGLING INTO HIS HAND OMFG POA8SE7R09A87FA983URAP983A9 *dies of cute*


a;slfiuap9w873r409a83u4aow3ijaofiu0w984709aw384.


aaaaahahahahhaahaha, fangirl!ross.  (jailbaitryro = the best kind.)


this picture is fucking hot disturbing for the simple reason that ry looks unusually young (twelveish?) and pete looks unusually old (well over 30).  um.


;osieup98af7p9ij;lr5kajw34p987aw09f870934iuaw3;okr4ha3of79p8434.  there is one pyro (pete/ryan) pic i really wanted to put on here (they are a huuuuge not-so-secret otp of mine) where they're on stage (it's from this night; ry's got the same outfit on) and pete is standing in front of him adjusting his tie and they're grinning so stupidly at each other, and just, fuck, it's amazing.  it's on my work computer and i forgot to email it to myself on friday (well i didn't forget, our internet was down, worst day EVER IN THE HISTORY OF WORK).  i'll totes add it later.


...most inventive pairing ever award.  also HELLO RYAN'S SEXY SEXY ARMS ASOEIURAP9UF098.  *collapses*


OKAY SERIOUSLY WHO DOES THIS.  WHAT "HETEROSEXUAL" MALES DO THIS, EVER.  *headdesk*


and this is why i ship walkie like whoa.


bden/pete ain't so bad either... *dies of cute*


filename on this says it all imo.


GAH.  I NEVER SHIP BRENCER BUT, G;ALSEIRUPAOEIR, THIS PIC.  and spencer SMILING.  OH BOYS.  ILY.


everything about this pic makes me laugh.  no caption needed.


a;oeiur9pa8fu7p9a83wu4p98a3w74aope479ap.


i love how bren always looks so devious with jon.




AHHAHA BDEN I TOTES HAVE UR JEANS


there needs to be more bren/shane fic.  i mean.  hello.


FOR FUCK'S. SAKE. PETER.


:SLIEURp(*&FP(*#U$PO#*U$)(S*#&$)S(#*UPFIJ#PO$R.  the photo that made me start shipping joncer.


:LSEJRP*UFP(*#UP(*#SU$P(S*#$.  to be immediately followed by the photo that made me start shipping rywalk like WHOA.  HOW FUCKING SEXY ARE THEY IN THIS, HOLY FUCKING SHIT.


jon's jacket of heterosexuality isn't helping him now. ;)  (hard_at_workref, best inside joke ever.)  ALSO, OKAY, BRENDON'S UNDERWEAR, YEAH.  THAT'S ALL I SEE IN THIS FER SERIOUS.


geralynn came up with the best ship name EVER for them: GAYRO. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


this is possibly the most beautiful panic pic i've ever seen.  it's been my desktop the whole time i've been writing my ryalk.  gah.


oh jon. ;)


brendon's.  shoes.
that is all.


WHERE ARE THEIR HANDS, PPL.  SRSLY.  WHERE.  ARE THEIR HANDS.  YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.


brendon's. tie.
that is all.


i love how ryan so readily lets other boys touch him but never bren.  becca called it, a shyamalan quote: "sometimes we don't do things so people won't know that we want to do them."  sigh.  ryanross.  ily anyway.


well.  yeah.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH THIS PHOTO IS GOLD.  as becca stated, it looks like spencer is breaking up with ALL OF THEM.  ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


okay, b/c.  come on.  pls note brendon is wearing ryan's jacket.


spencer's trademark "we want YOU to join the gay parade" gesture.


i'm sorry okay but BRENDON URIE?  NOT.  HETEROSEXUAL.  IN ANY. CONCEIVABLE. WAY.


:LSEJPR*UEFPOIJ#$:OI#UP(*S&F(#ISJ$:O#SIU$P(#*&FP(*#U$P(#.


this is one of those photos that becca and i discussed/laughed-to-the-point-of-tears at/made fun of for like an entire morning at work.  spencer's EYES, and. SE:RO*U#P($&#(*$&P(#*&.  EVERYTHING.  OMG.  this is also the origin of jon's jacket of heterosexuality, in which his hands are deeply stuffed.  ah, jon. ;)


SELIU(P*F&(*#S$UPO#IU(F*#)(*. RYANROSS PLS PLS SMILE MORE OFTEN.


whoa.  role reversal mindfuck.


and yet another photo we spent an entire morning laughing at.  this was my desktop for WEEKS.  AND EVERY TIME I SAW IT, I CRACKED UP ANEW.


THIS PHOTO.  WINS.  THE INTERNET.
I HAVE NO WORDS.  REALLY.  NONE.



AHAHAHAHAH OH BRENDONNNNNNNNNNNN


decaydance gay prom night.


ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


the photo that finally made me go, "...huh.  GSF, eh?  yeah.  i'll get on board with that."


gay prom II.  brendon urie, marry me.


SELRKJFO(*P(#)$UI{#PIJ"LFJ{)#(*${)#(*F)(#I$"POJ#(F){(*#${)(#U:#IJFOI#U$(*#&$_()#*&$PO#UF*#$


again, i say :OESIUR)(*&F)(*&#$)(*&#POIJF:LKH#P($*Y#)(*$&)#(*FU&)(#*US$)(*S#&$)(#*&$)(*UF(#I$.


it's just GAY, what can i say.


come on.


it took me like twenty times of looking at this picture (i don't know WHY) before i noticed that RYAN IS GROPING BRENDON'S BOOB.  LOOK AT THE FASCINATION ON HIS FACE.  OH GOD.  I'M DEAD, OKAY.  THIS PHOTO HAS KILLED ME.


still a big fan of the macro caption "OMG he said yes!!!!" :D (p.s. this is my radio station. ;)


this picspam would be utterly incomplete without the classic ass shot.


bahahahah WINNNNN.


WHY ARE BRENCER HUGS SO UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME????????


SLIU$PO*&FUP(*S#U$P(#*&)(*#&$)(*#$


oh, boys.
and look, ryan approves.  AGAIN, RYANROSS, PLS PLS SMILE MORE OFTEN.  GAWD.  IT MELTS MY INSIDES LIKE RADIOACTIVE FLUID.   LOVE LOVE LOVE.

so there; with that, my dears, go forth and slash.

AND FOREVER REMEMBER THE WISE WORDS OF GEORGE RYAN ROSS III: "kids, imagine us having sex with each other."  ;)

<3

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Ooooh that picspam just made my night. I love Jon and Brendon. I think that's what I came away from this with. Because Jon is SO physical with him. It's like the only pairing with Brendon that isn't just one-sided groping. Jon, on occasion, will grope back. LOVE IT.

[falling-words.livejournal.com]

Whoa, that was me btw. Hate not being on my computer.

[noteto--self.livejournal.com]

♥_♥

this spam almost cancelled my angst over my laptop being dead. (my laptop living is the only thing that would cancel such angst, or you somehow recovering all my music, documents and favorites and transporting them to this pc)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

GAHHH, bb, i'm so sorry about your laptop! :( can you get it fixed? i'm glad this made you happy tho. :D

[jfalaz.livejournal.com]

omg you are more than just prince caspian of slash. I NOW DUB THEE PRINCE CASPIAN OF PICSPAM.
(why did i almost write aspian. then that sounded like asspian. which then can go to asspain. which makes his name totally gay.)

HERE ARE MORE ATL SLASHY PICZ 4 U~

geheh...


uh well yeah.


EEEEE. okay i'm done.

TY FOR THAT WONDERFUL PICSPAM. it made my night. :')

[lolab.livejournal.com]

awoeiu098759P8UE;LRJGPS987509S84EUO;SJT;O4U59S745098Z2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU FOR THOSE PICTURES. OH MY GOD. I SWEAR TO GOD, JACK AND ALEX AND THEIR ESKIMO KISSING IS INCREASING MY LIFESPAN. and the first one, :SEIU$P(S#*U$P(#*S$ #THEY'RE SO YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and look how alex has his hand curled around jack's hip, :SLEI$UPO*URP(#S*$U(P#*(UFS#(P*$UP#S(*$ THERE IS NOTHING I CAN SAY BEYOND KEYMASHING

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

WHERE IS THE WILLIAM/ALEX SLASH, PPL???? LOOK AT THESE PICS, JESUS.
SRSLY, THO, WTF?

In other news, HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU AND THIS PICSPAM. THIS HAD BEEN ADDED TO MY PERMANENT FAVOURITES.

nom nom Gabilliam Waycest MCR in general Treckett PATD in general YOU AND THIS PICSPAM nom nom.

♥

[lolab.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, MAN!!!! HOW FUCKING ADORABLE WOULD THEY BE? I MEAN JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THE WAY ALEX LOOKS AT HIM!!!!!! ;ALSEIURAPOS847AP9843UP9A.

gah ily too. :DDDDD MIKEYWAYICON(tm) PLS??

[worldofthorns.livejournal.com]

There are too many pics for me to comment on every single one of them you fucking twat. But on the things that I thought were relevant I shall show:

1. Remember those anaologies in high school? Like if there is a, then it must equal c?
a. If Brendon hugs.
b. All women hug.
c. Therefore Brendon hugs like a woman.

2. "omg bden remember that time when you walked in on me and ryan and i'd gotten his legs over his head and HAHA remember ry?" "HAHAA ya pete i remember omg that was win." bden: "..."

ROFLMAO IFLY

3. AND YES I TOTES HAD THE EPIPHANY ABOUT GAYRO! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT IT TOOK ME SO LONG! MUST. PUT. IN. AUTHOR. NOTES. WHEN. ITS. DONE.

4. I am a huge huge huge HUGE fan of Bwalk. I think the Bwalk is proabably up there with the God of Ryden.

5.

I just want to say that in regards to this one, to me, it looks like Spencer just admitted to everyone that's really heterosexual and got Hayley knocked up:

Spencer: I can't believe it's really true.
Brendon: Wow. Just. Wow, dude.
Ryan: You fucking asshole, you knew the rules: has the g/f's by nos knock up the g/f's
Jon: And I believed in the fanfic so much. SOBS NO JONCER.

6. And honestly, wtf man? Brendon is like, totally taking a line out of Ryan's book with the scarf shit. But then again, Brendon actually uses a REAL SCARF where as Ryan uses some Chanel version of a veil that he just happened to wrap around his fucking neck. I wish it had sparkles on it. It would've made it so much more worth it.

OMGZ HOKAI I HAVE TO GO WRITE NOW SINCE I PASSED THE FUCK OUT AND DIDN'T GET UP AFTER 45 MINUTES OF SLEEP. O NOES.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/LolaB/panicsexualtensionGSF.jpg)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ BRENDON = WOMAN ROTFLMAOOOOOO OMFG ILY SO MUCH.

and HAHAHAHHAAHAH, JON!!!! "AND I BELIEVED IN THE FANFIC SO MUCH" ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSSSSSS LOOK AT HIS FACE, THAT IS SO TOTES IT.

al;siue4apo8w34up9a34 I KNOW, THE SCARF. OMFG. NO I CAN'T LET GO OF CAPSLOCK. brendon is actually more heterosexual than ryan here for a change . WOW. i mean just. wow. rotflmao @ the chanel veil comment, IFKR????????

gah ily. :D

[worldofthorns.livejournal.com]

Yeah I'm a douche and didn't close the tag properly. Wow.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

hahaha and i'm an idiot and had written "gaymo" as a typo when i was trying to explain gayro. :P fail. (i fixed it.)

[yourfirsttry.livejournal.com]

...I laughed so hard I cried.

Especially at the picture of Alex in the pink.
Because there's a picture of a guy I know wherein he is doing THE SAME THING.
Pink girl's shirt, girl shorts, thing on his wrist, hat.

And I'll add pics to the comment in a little while >:D

[lolab.livejournal.com]

ohhhh, ALEX. WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME. :DDDDDD

[rebecca-star.livejournal.com]

This rules so hard. It really cheered up a really sucky Father's Day.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

awww, i'm glad! tho i'm sorry you had a sucky day. :(

[yourfirsttry.livejournal.com]

kzkzkz PICTURES:





uhhhhhhhh ignore whoever photoshopped it and the fact that they spelled his last name wrong.


^He just had a nice ass. no other reason for the picture.





^he has really, really attractive hands. PS I didn't make that.






I can't find all my good ones. I don't know where I put them.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

OMG THE FIRST ONE, did brendon slide his hand all the way down to ryan's ass?? S#IO$U(S#*UF(P*#U$(#*UPOFIJ#PO$&P#O*$&P#*U$(P DAMN CAMERA ANGLES A;O843AOP34.

thank you for spencer's ass. <3 i am always grateful for it.

the last one, HAHAHAHA caption... we can only WISH he'd get nekkid for teh internetz. :D

[roughupyourego.livejournal.com]

okay. i haven't been able to finish yet because my mom is like "yo, do shit for me."
but words cannot express my love for you.
honestly, it's like, love xinfinity and lust xinfinityplusone.
i did not realize peter was a harry potter lvr.
and now i flail.
i will finish momentarily bb.

p.s. thanks. hah.
me encanta gay pride.

[roughupyourego.livejournal.com]

OMG THE COMMA IN THE "Kids, imagine us having sex together."

khods(Y dgfOS HGVLDS UIODSFYG i0ofybhgf 6tr7ywiokdjngfZKLD jhgy xd0gkldfhbzxo9f gregjxklnvjxyh goidyghybxocnbkc dfbiodrfhgjdofbxklocjbi xkovcjbh.

i have never appreciated grammar whoredom more in my entire. fucking. life.

and also, donde esta jon's ass?
i'm in a really spanglishy moos tonight.

i'm also ded from this.

good. fucking. lord.


thnx fr ths.
i love you so much you have no idea.

[bunniesontoast.livejournal.com]

Okay, well, uhm.
I tried, you know?
I tried to think of a hilarious comment.
I tried to fucking hard.
But my brain is mush.
Mush from the visible gay.
And, to make matters worse, halfway through me looking at this, a friend started talking to me about Ben Jorgensen and sent me a picture of him kissing sonny moore.
I can't think.
BUT GOD DAMN YOU I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING AND I GOT DISTRACTED BY YOUR PICSPAM OF EPIC WIN.
Just...take the title of slash champion of the universe. Srsly. Just go and fucking take it.
Make it hard and such.
(hey there, massive comment. know where jwalk is?)

[lolab.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow. slash champion of the universe. ANOTHER ONE FOR MY LIST, MWAHAHAHAH. :DDDDDDDD

[saykendrawithme.livejournal.com]

LISTEN, COLIN
so
i started out typing a response to this thinking "Oh, well, i'll thank him for the pretty pretty Billrad ,Waycest and Frerard and introducing me to ATL and their slashy goodness."
AND THEN
i came upon the Panic pics
and.
i've seen a lot of Panic. and like. i'm not a flailing fangirl, right?
but jfc.
i sat here and giggled and flailed [but only a bit...they frown on flailing at work] and. i just. jfc. BRENDON. HOW SO CUTE???
and the gay.
so much gay.
they're all in denial. so hard.
and and and.
new Mikeyway kills me. ngl.
Frank/Gerard is my MCR OTP, hands down. but. Gee and Mikey? um. the results would be pretty. oh so pretty.
bb
oh bb
you give goooooooood picspam.
do you take requests? :P
ILY SO HARD FOR THIS.
brb saving all the pics to my flashdrive to take home and make a brandspanking new Panic folder. i don't have one. DON'T JUDGE ME.
ily. no liesssss.
<3333
DAMNIT i don't even have a panic icon. so you get Gabe. cause we all know how much of a whore and flaming gaymo he is.

[saykendrawithme.livejournal.com]

ALSO
um.
you want to bang Spencer when he looks like that?
...be my guest. XD

[burntheghosts.livejournal.com]

BAH YES ATL IS IN HERE.
They so do not get enough slash cred.
There's actually a tour diary video in which Jack and Alex strip and then dance in their underwear to some Daft Punk right after Alex complains about the loss of peanut butter.
Just in case you haven't seen it...
http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?vid=235863
But this picspam is love. ^-^

[lolab.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA OMFG THAT IS AWESOME, i will watch it when i get to work... gotta jump in the shower nao

[minus-four.livejournal.com]

like omg it was dayyyyyyyyyyys before I could load this picspam up properly (I made it to FOB before) AND IT WAS SO WORTH THE WAIT.
I'm dead. I really am. I wish I still wrote panic fic now. Just. GAH. Oh Bdennnnnnnnnnn.
And also want to write Gaymo (omg love). Just 'cause, THOUGH CAN YOU IMAGINE GABE'S LIKE A GIANT AND RYRO'S SO TINY IT WOULD BE INSANE.
I feel some great need to discuss every picture in detail, but instead I'll just squee some more and go write porns. At least I am suitably inspired nao :D

<33333333333

[minus-four.livejournal.com]

LMAO - GAYRO, not 'mo' BEFORE YOU POINT AND LAUGH AT ME! :PPP

[tenderedheart.livejournal.com]

oh. holycrap.
my mind is like...a big pile of mush right now.
uh, yea.
<3

[lolab.livejournal.com]

:D YAY!

[(Anonymous)]

This is the most winful picspam of my lifetime. The end.

[lolab.livejournal.com]

thank you! yay!

prepare yourself for the longest comment you have ever recieved.

[ofloneliness.livejournal.com]

words cant express how much i love this.
but i will try. ONE. PICTURE. AT. A. TIME.
(you dont have to read all of this btw)

1) i love how their eyes seem to be emanating black. all but jons.
and are spencers pink undies LACY? xD
your comment about banging him into the next century made me nearly fall over laughing.

2)i want gabes jacket.

3)that picture is so preeeeeetty. i marvled at how gorgeous it was for like ten minutes straight then you pointed out the asian and well..../floor'd

4)boobgrab, long hair, vneck, asklfjdals;kfj;aslfd

5)i really want to know if that picture is photoshopped or not. :( either way lkdfjals;fjda;slkfjdal;skfjdl;s

6)chocolateeeeeee.mmmmmm. kinkinkinkink.
i went at least three months without noticing patrick in the bg which is weird because he is my one and only forever and always.

7)omg ive never seen that oneeeeeeee<3333333333 wristgrabomg

8)theyre in love.

9)for some reason i want them to like fall over or be tripped or pushed or something because i feel like it will work to where gabe falls ~perfectly~ on top of bill.

10)idk if its the lighting but bill looks burnt :( and any instance where there is exposed billskin is one where i grow my magical ladyboner.

11)imagine them looking like that in a dark room. at night. naked. in a bed. mm.

12)g travie is g. gabe and bill are having casual conversation behind g travie.

13)LOL THATS AFTER GABE KISSES BILLS CHEEK AND BILL GOES, "greaat."

14)i would watch a 6-hour video of gabe cuddling william if it existed.

15)dhawwwwww gabe kissing bills cheek <3 i love gabilliam.

16)i swear to god the first time i saw this pic i nearly had a heart attack. i was like "is that bill?" and then i was like "who's that?" it was when i first found out who william beckett was. i was sheltered to just panic for a while. later my friend told me it was travie mccoy and i was like wut. how in the world is such a popular boy included in the slashiness that is the bands i like? it was pretty damn cool.

17)lol they so look like theyre kissing.

18)ive never heard of this before but i sortof love it *___*

19)bill is such a whore. xD

20)so close. s o c l o s e.

21)GOD DAMMIT WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING BANDOM SLASHY BOY HAVE TO TEASE US WITH THEIR NEAR-KISSES.

22)proving my point. .__.

23)lol thats cute Cx

24)it reminds me of the picture where bren is on his knees (lol) and ryan is petting him.

25)oh my gosh it looks like theyre standing in front of the gateway to heaven. kudos to whoever did the lighting.

26)the invention of "sharing the mic" is one of THE best inventions know to fangirldom.

27)GOD DAMN BILLS HIPS ASKFJDASKLFJDASL;KFJDSL;A

28)lol siskys hair. i love it. /glassesfedish

29)ROCKETT. YES. FUCK YES. FUCK. FUCK. YES YES YES.

30)gah ive never seen that Cx god damn ryan looks fiiiiine in that headband.

31)billshipsryanspantsryanshipsrocketskdjfaslfjda;slfjdasfjks

32)bill... bill. his face. his. face. its so... hot. hot being a complete understatement and doing no justice whatsoever to that face.

33)LOL BILL IS SUCH A QT

34)bills like 'someone get this strange man off of me.'

35)geehee theres no way thats photoshopped its so cute ♥

36)neck kissing. nuff said.

37)LOL PATRICK OH MY GOD HIS FACE

38)durrhhhhhhh

39)oblivious!bill is oblivious.

40)lol what a "LOLHAITHERE" moment.

41)hipsssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

42)i l o v e the placement of their fists LOLOLOLOL

43)he looks so displeased xD

44)"yeah im just sittin here bein pretty"

45)LOL PANIC DID THAT TO RYAN ALL THE TIME.
oh dear god. HIS HIPS NNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHUHHHH

46)LOL EVERYONE LOVES TO CUDDLE WITH BILL.

47)i dont like waycest that much but its cuuuute

48)..................................... *cant tear eyes from screen*

49)god damn that mic. bein in the way and stuff.

50)sweaty. u/////u<3

51)gerards like yeah. i DARE you to try to steal him from me.

52)omg <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

53)he looks like hes about to walk away with him. WE'RE DONE HERE.

54)that random hand at the bottom wants *grabby hands*

55)that hand is going to slide down his chest. i know it will. i k n o w.

56)T H A T F A C E

57)otptoptotptotoptottpttopooyirjehgasrklfhawkjrhw

58)DAMN THAT MIC

59)lololol this is proof for my friend that GERARD IS ON TOP.

60)LOL OH MY GOD THIS PIC. THIS. PIC. I SWEAR I FELL TO THE FLOOR LAUGHING WHEN I SAW IT BECAUSE FRANKIE JUST LOOKS SO F O C U S E D.

61)LOL GEETAR IN YER FAISE.

62)is that when frankie had his short hair?

63)MIKEY LOOKS LIKE A GIRL <3

64)............................................. words cannot render how much i love this. i love this. did you know that? i think i forget to mention that i love this. i love this. l o v e.

65)PETE WENTZ IS UP IN E V E R Y O N E S BUSINESS I L U V V I T.

66)theyre suuuuper cute together <3

67)the not cool part is that i think thats a fake. they said in commentary of one of their vids that they had fakes on stage in that video and andys was a girl. at first they said it was patricks that was a girl but they changed it to andys. too good to be true TT___TT

68)pete before tattoos? that E X I S T S?

69) (lol 69) petes. so cute. patricks. so cute. this picture. is so cute. and i love petes nail polish./lisp

70)neck kissing ohmygod. patrick is so paaaaale like an annnnngel. THOSE PANTS LOOK LIKE RYANS.

71)aww why cant that be real? :C

72)petes S M I L E <3

73)i wonder how patrick isnt totally annoyed with petes clinginess yet... oh yeah, theyre in l o v e <3

74)ITS PINK! :D yes, that is in fact the first thing i noticed. xP but god, i love the way they do that <3

75)PETES SMILE. HIS SMILE GOD DAMMIT.

76)his shirt floor'd me. like insanity.

77)patrick is wearing my school colors. i find that amazing.

78)they do that so much<3

79)patrick wanted petes shoulder, but he didnt quite make the cut. he managed to pull some strings and get halfway there though.

80)macros are my life. they are my happiness. they are the reason i twitch on the floor in a laughing spasm.

81)once again, macros.

82)patricks face <3 and andys all like NO.

83)that was my phone wallpaper on xmas.

84)mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

85)gabes tongue looks like a snakes :D

86)oh my good look http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/255219/pete-wentz-and-gabe-saporta-gallery.jpg

87)lol does that say gabe? it looks like it says pete xD or pate.

88)that looks photoshopped :C

89)gabes teeth are so white in that picture :0

90)OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU FOR PUTTING ALL TIME LOW IN THIS THEY ARE LIKE, T H E GAYEST BAND EVER HAVE YOU SEEN STRAIGHT TO DVD?

91)jacks eyes there make me want to tie him to a bed and fuck him so hard that alex feels it.

92)jack and rian <3 and alex looks very g. zack is putting his big mouth to good use.

93)i love that so much. its hilarious and so tacky and so a l e x and i sweat the first two things i notice every time is alexs HIP oh my god i d e k what it is with me and hips but slkdfjalsdfjal;sdfja and his glasses. hes wearing g l a s s e s. i l o v e glasses.

94)that was the picture that god me into jalex <3333 omg memories

95)i miss all of alexs headbands :C

96)ive seen that interview. they are the most precious boys on earth i swear to GOD.

97)mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kissing is ... awesome. especially when its bb!alex and zack.

98)i bet jack took that picture. i also bet he gave him roadhead. but thats irrelevent.

99)lol ryans like wut and bdens like LOOK AT THAT MONSTERCOCK. which reminds me of ryans appearance on djrosstar.
"is it true that you have a monster cock?"
"EXCUSE ME? you cant ask that!!"

100)oh my gosh its cute because ryan looks like hes trying to hide his face <3

101)ryans smile. could melt glaciers. and bring puppies back to life.

102)ooooh ryans giving the love for once. <3 and ilooooove his makeup there.

103)lol i love the cabin videos.

104)idk if thats photoshopped or not but ive seen a picture of it where it isnt so edited and i dont think it is.

105)RYAN
YOUR
HIPS
GIMME
NOW
*grabby hands*
brendons like dontlookdontlookdontlookdontlook

106)i hope it isnt photoshopped :C i love/hate photoshop

107)ryan is always so blushyyyyyyy<3333

108)holdinghandsohmygod

109)brendons version of the wentzface

110)yknow, that other guy looks a whole lot like pete. the choppy bangs, the nose, the lips, the cheekbones. if someone made this themselves they did a damn good job because it looks EXACTLY like pete and brendon.

111)brendon looks like hes crying. that makes me want to cry :'C

112 and 113)my favorite part of the whole video oh my fucking GOD.

114)speaking of this pic.

115)O U/limpwrist

116)LOL YOUR CAPTION OMG. you should write that. likepls u////u

117)oh dear god ive never seen that before and when i did my heart stopped because i thought it was REAL TT____TT

118)mmmmmmmmmmmm ryan on brendons lap in GENERAL is hot.

119)i laughed so hard at your caption i tweeted about it.

120)I LOVE IT WHEN RYAN MAKES THAT FACE xD <3

121)im jealous that you have that on your wall :0 my parents would murder me.

122)hes like DAMN U GEETAR

123) (1 2 3 :D) WHOEVER TOOK THAT HAS THE DAMN WORST TIMING EVER I WANT TO PUSH BRENDON ALFJDL;AKJDFL;AKSJDFLA;SKJDFAL;

124)ryan looks contentedly tolerant and i LOVE IT.

125)i love the way bden serenades ryan on stage <3

126)brendons like WHAT?! UH!!!

127)jon looks like hes hiding a boner xD

128)ryans like why xD

129)mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love you for posting thisssssssssssssss

130)theyre all glowy and pretty <3333

131)ryans like DUDE, I DONT HAVE TITS.

132)BUTT TOUCH VISIBLE GAY

133)o u jon. such a cute mountain man <3

134)this is the first ryden pic ive ever seen <333 which is saying a llllllot.

135)LOL FOB SHIRT

136)PEDO!PETE OTPOTPTOPTOTPOPTPOFSKDLJFALKSJDFLAK;JSDF; i have plans to stalk your lj in search for a pyro fic after i post this.

137)omg ive seen the tie straightening pic its soooooo cuteeeeeeee

138)RYAN LOOKS SO WHITE NEXT TO TRAVIE. and omg you cant see it bet travie is lifting ryans shirt up in the back B)

139)lol i can practically hear spencer slurring "go get the remote" and ryan just groaning. also, spyro (i refuse to call it rycer) is another otp of mine<3

140)brendons smile. it. it will be the death of me.

141)lol i didnt know that was pete<3333333

142)i thiink im gonna have to agree with you there *___*

143)i hate brencer but OMG THIS PIC IS ASKDLFJALFJASDL;K<33333

144)oh ryan, dont act like you arent smiling.

145)i LOVE brendons promiscuity.

146)brendons drinking something fruity and most likely alcoholic. WHAT A SURPRISE.

147)i dont like jondon but mmmmmmmmm thats a hot pic.

148)OMG BRENDON IS SO CUTE HERE.

149)when i first saw this i didnt know who shane was so i pretty much placed it in my mind that it was ryan even though i knew it wasnt

150)mmmmmmmmmm pyro

151)the cuteness of this picture cannot be textually rendered.

152)ryan looks really hot right there *___* all... hot and stuff.

153)VISIBLE GAY OMG

154)THIS IS MY WEIRDEST OTP EVER BECAUSE IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND ALKFJDLSKDFJAL;SDJFAL;SKFJDSL;K

155)it kindof looks like ryan just did a powerslide.

156)ryans body is really sexy. really.

157)i love all the brown-related colors and then PIIIINK

158)omg i love those pictures :') theyre all so pretty.

159)bb!panic

160)no bden. dont pull up your pants asdfjsl;akdfja;slkfja;slfd TAKE THEM O F F

161)i forever know that pic as brendon rawr.

162)LOL OMG I LOVE YOUR CAPTION. ITS SO TRUE.

163)oh and ryan is wearing brendons shoes <333

164)"OMG IM TOUCHING RYAN ROSS!"

165)his boner. HIS BONER. ooh dear lord O/////0

166)theyre so queer for each other xP

167)ORGI

168)whispering. whispering. whispering is nice.

169)my friend thinks that ryan is on top and sure its a possibility but it just seems WRONG to me TT___TT she says that bden has an ass carved by the gods and ryan has a python in his pants. both are true, but RYAN ON BOTTOM IS SO MUCH HOTTER.

170)okay so thats my favorite picture of panic in the world. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

171)theres another pic from that photoshoot where ryan is staring at spencers cock B)

172)DAT ASS. we know brendon. we know.

173)spencer and jon are making eye contact from across the room.

174)its the new eharmony commercial :D juuust kiddingggggg

175)I CANT TELL IF THATS PHOTOSHOPPED OR NOT

176)ryans body OH MY GOD. dying to be violated <3333

177)is that zack? is that ryan?

178)IS THAT ZACK AND RYAN MAKING OUT?!!?!?!?!?!?

179)ryan looks so hipster and pretty there<333

180)it looks like ryan and brendon are dancing <3

181)G SPENCER

182)its true. he did.

183)ryan looks fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine~

184)he likes to attack ryan the most.

185)loooooooooooooove that pic

186)AWWWWWWWWWWWWH SO CUUUUUUUUUUUTE JONCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<333333

187)spencers smile... could..........




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Re: prepare yourself for the longest comment you have ever recieved.

[behindthec]

haha i'm glad you enjoyed it so much! thanks! :)

[yaoixalchemist]

lol i photoshopped that picture of pete and patrick sleeping together xD