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...therefore, i think it only appropriate that this post exists.  hopefully some of you haven't seen it all so you can flail and keymash as i have.  y'all can thank [profile] falling_words for some of this.  this isn't the ultimate Gay Manifesto, but it's something.

i give you this, in which spencer and jon openly ship ryden.

i give you THIS, in which brendon discusses the time panic and pete got mostly naked in pete's hot tub, and he also calls the band a big gay superhero.  also he is incredibly beyond delish in this vid.

related to the above, i give you the following photo, which is not from the mansoup night, but looks like it most def could be, and includes SPENCER IN NOTHING BUT PINK UNDERWEAR.  (some of you may already know my kink for this: when spencer smith wears pink i want to bang him into next century.)



and now, i present to you, a slash-themed degaydance & co (incl. all time low and mychem) picspam.  HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!  feel free to steal pics, post your own pics in the comments, link to this on your blog, plug the hell out of it, whatever.  SPREAD THE LOOOVE!!!! :D

i'll preface this with a thank you to decaydance & co for tolerating/indulging our slash obsession being so gay-friendly.  it's a big step in the fight for our rights. <3
/sentimental mushcrap.

apologies for my relatively dull commentary; my carpal tunnel was acting up and i was in a hurry so keri and i could watch the gay softporn we rented.

first, we begin with gabilliam, my original bandom otp. <3



this is william and gabe.  they like each other.   a lot.



...a whole lot.  (best part of this?  disapproving asian lady in background(tm).)



i am pretty, pretty sure, that william beckett is WEARING MY PANTS.  also pls note boobgropage.



well.  yeah.  there's this.



oblivious!patrick is oblivious.



GUH, THE WRIST GRABBING, OH BOYS.  OH.





sure, i hug all my guy friends like this.  all the time.


and like this, too.



a;lerkja;oi4aopr the LOOK, okay, ON WILLIAM'S FACE.  OH BB.



i wish i could textually convey the lisp with which i am speaking right now.



on a sidenote, beckett, i miss your hair like whoa. :'(



i wish i had a dollar for all the comments gabe's made about how much he loves cuddling william.  at any rate, here is evidence.



the photo quality does nothing to detract from the SQUEE factor here.


this photo has been called "the mona lisa of slash".  i would say that is not too far off.



i don't ship treckett that much but, hello, okay.



A;LSEKRJAPOIE4UPAOIEUFPOAEIURAPOE.  BILLRAD.  my secret TAI otp.  and my favourite billrad photo ever.  give it up, tomrad.  we all know why you really left the band.  ahem.


GUHHHHHHHHHH tom in his ryro hat, aoseiurpoasuepoiuapoer.  must.  keep.  breathing.


uh huh.



they call it "microphone sharing".  what i call it is not fit for polite conversation.



brokeback academy.


UNGH, there are so many amazing things about this shot (bill's loooong fingers, for one), the camisado element (ahaha, panic), but mostly pls note this is the same sweater he's wearing in the pic of him kissing gabe.  bilvy's gettin' around.


this is so ryden.  ha.


gah, the lighting on this.  gorgeous.






i can never, ever slash sisky, ever, with anyone... but THIS.  is friggin' adorable.  (also, sisky w/ glasses??  :OSRIUPOSVJPOERU#(*PFJP(#*$UP(*SF&SP(#*$.)


GAHHHHHHH, rockett... a long-time side-otp of mine.


SEIU4p(S*&PF(*SUP($*.


i don't want to know.  okay yes.  i do.


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.



LARGE SIZE??  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ahem. sorry.


AAAAHAHAHAA BILL'S FACE.  AND HE'S BEING SO, SO MOLESTED OMG.


big surprise.  hello bill's sexy fingers, a;soeru9apw84.



/subtle.


AHAHAHAHAHA, PATRICK.  jealous much.


WHERE IS THE WILLIAM/ALEX SLASH, PPL????  LOOK AT THESE PICS, JESUS.


brb starin' at bill's ass.


;soieurpao8sufp9a8u45p9a87w5098a709845.


excellent work, tomrad.  more slashy academy pics pls kthx.


srsly.  (and bill's little baby fat, :SLEIU$PO#*$&(#*&$)S(#*&$)(*&R#$ CYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT)





invisible feather boa and tiara??


everyone who isn't bill?  want to be u nao.


a;oseiu5pau3poiaup9r8u9pa38w74a9834 SISKARDEN CUDDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and now, moving on to mychem... b/c srsly.  is there any band gayer than mychem (other than obv, panic).


brotherly love, waystyle.


no caption needed.


i mean.  boys.  come on.


.....


"mikeyway.  he are mine."


OH GOD THE CUTE.  OH GOD.  brb going into diabetic shock




ahhhhhhhhhh FRERARD FTMFW.


hello.


OH MIKEYWAY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.


s;driu5apoe87f09a8w74590a4w5.





um.  /coherence.


FRANKIE YOU SCANDALOUS BOY.  ILY.


*headdesk*





AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH this makes me laugh every time.


first pic i ever saw of mikeyway.  i believe my reaction was, verbatim, "...so that's gerard's brother, huh."  and by that i meant, "hello little way i can bone u nao pls".


ah, the summer of like. ;)



aaaaaaand segue into FOB!!!!!!!!!!!  good start, if i do say so:


oh, PATRICK.  oh patrick.  just.  oh.


PRE-TATTOO BABYPETE, ASE;ORIASP98347A098347AOSHFAOIU4A734989!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


pete's shirt here is what made me fall in love with him.


ah, the peterick.


PHOTOSHOPPING IS TOTES COOL WITH ME, OKAY.


a;lseiu4poau34p9 PETE'S FACE.  OMFG.  PETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR.  (also hai patrick's ass.  HAI.)




favourite peterick shot ever.


gah, peter.  your smile does things to my insides.


PETE'S HARRY POTTER LOVE MAKES ME DIE IN SO MANY BEAUTIFUL WAYS (haha ways).


oh peter.  ohhhh, petewentz.  oh peter lewis.  oh.




:OSEIRUS(*F(_*S#$_(*#&$_(*&#)(*&)(FIU#($*&#$ PATRICK.


SRSLY.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.


any excuse to put his head in patrick's lap, y/y??


this is another one of those "oh, PETER" moments.  also patrick is killing me slowly with his cuteness.


HAI.  OHAI.  OH.  HAI.


classic.



i will not comment on pete's hair, i will not comment on pete's hair.


gabriel.  bb.  i luvs u.


duh.


;lsIEURPOSU#P(*$P(S*UFPO#IU$ COBRACUDDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ALEX/NATE FTMFW!!!!!! :OT*S#PO$*&#P*$&P#(*$&P#($*&#P(*&$P(#*&$P(*#$ *DIES OF CUTE*

AND NOW, FOR THE MOST OPENLY PRO-SLASH BAND OF THEM ALL....  my dearest, dearest boys of all time low.


no words.


no words (this is a trend with them).


aso;e7a987f09a8w34.


alexander william gaskarth, you are my hero.


this photo literally added about six years to my life.






"PSI$)(*FPS#IUJR%:OKJEFO:IUS$%TP(*&S(F*#U$OIEHFIUY$*O&R%Y#PIUHPOUP(#*&$P(IEFPO#I$ BABY!ATL!!!!!  KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!


again.  alex.  my hero.

AND NOW.  NOW, LADIES AND GENTS.  what we've all been waiting for. :)

panic at the motherfuckin' disco!


let's start out with a nice healthy dose of the almost disgustingly canonical one-sided ryden. <3


it's small, but study it closely and slowly feel your insides begin to collapse in on themselves.


RYAN'S SMILING.  PLS TO NOTE RYAN SMILING.  THIS IS VERY RARE IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES.


ryro: brb channelin bden (WTF MAN).


too many amazing a;seurapo87ap9834 things about this photo to say anything.


is this photoshopped??  either way, man.


not one fucking word needed.


again, PHOTOSHOPPING?  TOTES COOL W/ ME.





*makes grabby hands at them*


oh dear.


I KNOW, I KNOW, before you start, i know it's not them.  i am pretty sure it's brendon, though.  and the other one does look a bit like ryan but i don't think it's him.  i'd like to fucking know who it is, tho.


ryan has an ass in this pic, wtf!!!  GO ROSS!!!!


as;eiupofupaiosjer4;oaiwu43p9a87fap93j4a;owi3ufp9a8w73409a8w34


again, *takes deep breath*, a;o348ap9w8f7ap9ijr4;alsekhf;oaiu4p9a8374p9a8uf;o34p9a834.


excellent shot, tomrad.  we slashers thank you.


again, speaking with a lisp here, can't stop self.  thx bden.


this photo is fucking priceless.  "omg bden remember that time when you walked in on me and ryan and i'd gotten his legs over his head and HAHA remember ry?"  "HAHAA ya pete i remember omg that was win."  bden: "..."


REMEMBER KIDS, JUST B/C IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED DOESN'T MEAN IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!!


if there's anything sexier than brendon on a piano (and i didn't think there ever could be), it's ryan PRACTICALLY SITTING ON HIS LAP on the piano.  a;oe8409aw7r093w8u4poawi3j4poa3w48.


bden.  he has a ryro.


still got his ryro.


guh, classic.  got this printed and framed on my wall.  yeah.  /loser.


ahem.





tolerant!ryro is tolerant.




AHAHAHAHHA priceless.  and this was bren's birthday too!  jeez, boys!


possibly my favourite ryden shot ever, simply for brendon's face.  jesus.  i love this boy so hard.


so, ryanross is two-dimensional.  okay.


ah.


a;osiurp9a87fs98s7349a8w34.


boobgroping!!!!!!!!!!


i am pretty impressed bden managed to go this far on stage.  wow.  thx ryro we love u.


THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS IS JWALK GIGGLING INTO HIS HAND OMFG POA8SE7R09A87FA983URAP983A9 *dies of cute*


a;slfiuap9w873r409a83u4aow3ijaofiu0w984709aw384.


aaaaahahahahhaahaha, fangirl!ross.  (jailbaitryro = the best kind.)


this picture is fucking hot disturbing for the simple reason that ry looks unusually young (twelveish?) and pete looks unusually old (well over 30).  um.


;osieup98af7p9ij;lr5kajw34p987aw09f870934iuaw3;okr4ha3of79p8434.  there is one pyro (pete/ryan) pic i really wanted to put on here (they are a huuuuge not-so-secret otp of mine) where they're on stage (it's from this night; ry's got the same outfit on) and pete is standing in front of him adjusting his tie and they're grinning so stupidly at each other, and just, fuck, it's amazing.  it's on my work computer and i forgot to email it to myself on friday (well i didn't forget, our internet was down, worst day EVER IN THE HISTORY OF WORK).  i'll totes add it later.


...most inventive pairing ever award.  also HELLO RYAN'S SEXY SEXY ARMS ASOEIURAP9UF098.  *collapses*


OKAY SERIOUSLY WHO DOES THIS.  WHAT "HETEROSEXUAL" MALES DO THIS, EVER.  *headdesk*


and this is why i ship walkie like whoa.


bden/pete ain't so bad either... *dies of cute*


filename on this says it all imo.


GAH.  I NEVER SHIP BRENCER BUT, G;ALSEIRUPAOEIR, THIS PIC.  and spencer SMILING.  OH BOYS.  ILY.


everything about this pic makes me laugh.  no caption needed.


a;oeiur9pa8fu7p9a83wu4p98a3w74aope479ap.


i love how bren always looks so devious with jon.




AHHAHA BDEN I TOTES HAVE UR JEANS


there needs to be more bren/shane fic.  i mean.  hello.


FOR FUCK'S. SAKE. PETER.


:SLIEURp(*&FP(*#U$PO#*U$)(S*#&$)S(#*UPFIJ#PO$R.  the photo that made me start shipping joncer.


:LSEJRP*UFP(*#UP(*#SU$P(S*#$.  to be immediately followed by the photo that made me start shipping rywalk like WHOA.  HOW FUCKING SEXY ARE THEY IN THIS, HOLY FUCKING SHIT.


jon's jacket of heterosexuality isn't helping him now. ;)  ([profile] hard_at_workref, best inside joke ever.)  ALSO, OKAY, BRENDON'S UNDERWEAR, YEAH.  THAT'S ALL I SEE IN THIS FER SERIOUS.


geralynn came up with the best ship name EVER for them: GAYRO. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


this is possibly the most beautiful panic pic i've ever seen.  it's been my desktop the whole time i've been writing my ryalk.  gah.


oh jon. ;)


brendon's.  shoes.
that is all.


WHERE ARE THEIR HANDS, PPL.  SRSLY.  WHERE.  ARE THEIR HANDS.  YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.


brendon's. tie.
that is all.


i love how ryan so readily lets other boys touch him but never bren.  becca called it, a shyamalan quote: "sometimes we don't do things so people won't know that we want to do them."  sigh.  ryanross.  ily anyway.


well.  yeah.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH THIS PHOTO IS GOLD.  as becca stated, it looks like spencer is breaking up with ALL OF THEM.  ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


okay, b/c.  come on.  pls note brendon is wearing ryan's jacket.


spencer's trademark "we want YOU to join the gay parade" gesture.


i'm sorry okay but BRENDON URIE?  NOT.  HETEROSEXUAL.  IN ANY. CONCEIVABLE. WAY.


:LSEJPR*UEFPOIJ#$:OI#UP(*S&F(#ISJ$:O#SIU$P(#*&FP(*#U$P(#.


this is one of those photos that becca and i discussed/laughed-to-the-point-of-tears at/made fun of for like an entire morning at work.  spencer's EYES, and. SE:RO*U#P($&#(*$&P(#*&.  EVERYTHING.  OMG.  this is also the origin of jon's jacket of heterosexuality, in which his hands are deeply stuffed.  ah, jon. ;)


SELIU(P*F&(*#S$UPO#IU(F*#)(*. RYANROSS PLS PLS SMILE MORE OFTEN.


whoa.  role reversal mindfuck.


and yet another photo we spent an entire morning laughing at.  this was my desktop for WEEKS.  AND EVERY TIME I SAW IT, I CRACKED UP ANEW.


THIS PHOTO.  WINS.  THE INTERNET.
I HAVE NO WORDS.  REALLY.  NONE.




AHAHAHAHAH OH BRENDONNNNNNNNNNNN


decaydance gay prom night.


ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


the photo that finally made me go, "...huh.  GSF, eh?  yeah.  i'll get on board with that."


gay prom II.  brendon urie, marry me.


SELRKJFO(*P(#)$UI{#PIJ"LFJ{)#(*${)#(*F)(#I$"POJ#(F){(*#${)(#U:#IJFOI#U$(*#&$_()#*&$PO#UF*#$


again, i say :OESIUR)(*&F)(*&#$)(*&#POIJF:LKH#P($*Y#)(*$&)#(*FU&)(#*US$)(*S#&$)(#*&$)(*UF(#I$.


it's just GAY, what can i say.


come on.


it took me like twenty times of looking at this picture (i don't know WHY) before i noticed that RYAN IS GROPING BRENDON'S BOOB.  LOOK AT THE FASCINATION ON HIS FACE.  OH GOD.  I'M DEAD, OKAY.  THIS PHOTO HAS KILLED ME.


still a big fan of the macro caption "OMG he said yes!!!!" :D (p.s. this is my radio station. ;)


this picspam would be utterly incomplete without the classic ass shot.


bahahahah WINNNNN.


WHY ARE BRENCER HUGS SO UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME????????


SLIU$PO*&FUP(*S#U$P(#*&)(*#&$)(*#$


oh, boys.
and look, ryan approves.  AGAIN, RYANROSS, PLS PLS SMILE MORE OFTEN.  GAWD.  IT MELTS MY INSIDES LIKE RADIOACTIVE FLUID.   LOVE LOVE LOVE.



so there; with that, my dears, go forth and slash.

AND FOREVER REMEMBER THE WISE WORDS OF GEORGE RYAN ROSS III: "kids, imagine us having sex with each other."  ;)

<3

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Date: 2008-06-18 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minus-four.livejournal.com
LMAO - GAYRO, not 'mo' BEFORE YOU POINT AND LAUGH AT ME! :PPP

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Date: 2008-06-18 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolab.livejournal.com
DUDE I DID THE SAME THING IN THE POST AND HAD TO GO BACK AND CHANGE IT, WE ARE SO USED TO WRITING "GAYMO" HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ILY!!!!!!!!!!!

glad it inspired you. ;)

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