took a shot and didn't even come close

[behindthec]

redorchids is writing a pccf scene (twitterwars!) and needs more badfic! she has requested the following:

"joncer badfic: a bj scene that's written by a 12-year-old virgin who clearly has no idea about what's hot and what's not, what a dick looks like or how a bj even works. something like theohara's buffy badfic. LOL. teeth. wrong use of teeth. gallons of precome. come spelled cum. insanely crappy grammar. using other sex words like "rimming" in the wrong context, thinking they mean something else. should be spencer going down on jon and just outrageous. preferably schmoopy as hell too. in a completely unrealistic context. like stockholm syndrom with spence as jon's sex slave or something. idk, you make something up. LOL"

i know it seems all i post are requests lately, but this is FUN, and besides, you're getting chapter 8 soon. i'm a little stuck on the climax scene, but i'll get there.

thanks to everyone who found my hat. you guys are clearly better sleuths than i am. <3

Comments

[candiedpeaches.livejournal.com]

I was like, THIS CLOSE to peeing my pants while reading it. I could NOT STOP LAUGHING. I'm still smiling after reading it like 10 minutes ago. I LOVE BAD!FIC. :D

[j-plash.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, I know right? Best procrastination tool ever XD